Why is this a semi common occurrence at clubs and what was runnin thru ur mind

ITT things that didn't happen

Danced with a trash can

Here's a funny honest one;

I once wandered off from a group of people bar hopping and ended up at a Jimmy John's and got a sub while drunk as f***, it got all over my brand new shirt and I was so pissed I threw the sandwich at the ground and it splattered all over a cop and he started chasing me. I got away though

Bro got hit with those hot peppers and mayo from my steak and cheese

you should have walked around spitting game with it on

signed a 35 year olds t*** and ass wit my nickname with a sharpie

edit: she asked me 2 lmao

YO New Orleans is wild

amazing

like a chunk?

Bit with intentions of taking a chunk

nothing said so far seems that farfetched

in my first year of uni I went to a club with some friends and family for one of their birthdays, it was a pretty high end one and I knew some of the people there from being sports players and local celebrities, it was about 3am and we were dancing next to a podium which was about 6 feet high, I said f*** it and got up and danced on top of it in front of everybody for a few minutes, I'm a 6'5 dude so I stuck out very clearly lol

bro was at the club with Marv Albert

Twerking like a visual, human mating call

we've all been there

lol niggas was zooted af

I went to the urinal one time at a club and some girl came in while i was mid pee and starting peeing in the urinal with every guy there just watching her i told her to come into the cubical with me and gave me some fire piss soaked suck

why was ur d*** soaked in pee

I mean you know how it is when u just peed the chamber still aint really empty like that

I was off the Henny & Hpnotiq. She was aggressive from the start and before I knew it my d*** was out in the club. She was wearing a short skirt and turned around. The rest is history.

Man i miss clubs and hoes

history=chlamydia

My boy once threw an 8 ball, Kobe style, into this random tables beer pitcher while they went to the washroom. They came back and tried pouring from the pitcher and the heavy ass ball rolled out and blew everything up on the table