What drain gang song

Karaoke bars always full of losers where I’m at. Me & my friends the most hated over there but we became friends with the bouncer and we can always skip the queue. They be mad asf when we singing but that s*** goat too when you drunk af. Being hated on lowkey amazing feeling.

Knock out 3 bouncers in 2 minutes. Didn’t know I had that in me.

sauced apex predator

Just texting random b****es, when u wake up the cringe is next level

Oh another thing that happened later when I was in University
We would go bar crawling/hopping with people, when I felt that I was getting too bloated cuz of drinking well I was pulling trigger to make myself puke so I could drink again.

Same thing when going to frat parties that would start at 8am in the morning and not be done until 3pm for a “break” and then we would keep partying in a club after leaving the frat house at 8pm

The copious amounts of beer with palm bay was crazy
But yeah anytime I felt too full this was my go to move pulling the trigger to drink more

Best way to avoid hangovers from that s*** stay f***ing hydrated

Like one of these drinking crawls from people’s place to place to play drinking games with beer mostly we did I took a bottle of fireball and I was drinking it like water

I remember going in the club afterwards for the afterparty then snapping out of it in the f***ing cold in Montreal in February without my coat and one of my homies with me

I was like why am I here and why don’t I have my coat.
My friend was like well the bouncer put you out cuz u was too f***ed up
“We gon wait and go back in.”
We try to go in the bouncer is like “idk man you sure he goood!”
I said yeah man I’m good and that’s not very cash money of you letting me out without my coat bro da f***
My friend said yeah he’s good he is in the military
So I flashed my ID and dude let me in
I remember the bouncer giving me a bottle of water I took a sip then ran to the bathroom and puked on my left side at the wall before getting there and I blacked out again well I woke up again in the back of a uber going to a friends place to crash(my friends put me in the cab and sent me)

Driver dropped me but one streeet over from my destination

I didn’t know yet until I rang a dorbell cuz the places all look the same but then again I was kinda f***ed up and someone else answered and was like and I was like my bad and walked away real fast and I pulled out my iPhone for google maps to realize I was one street over went to the right place and crashed on the couch

Moral of the story is: F*** FIREBALL

Went to a club in south thai and thought I bagged a ons that turns out to be a ladyboy, didn't do nuffin I just drove and dropped them at a pub

That’s one of my fears
Oh well I’m pretty much done with my debauchereous party lifestyle and got a wifey so I don’t have to ever risk running into s*** like this

Be nice 2 me since he had it in his serato already for whatever reason

Something something I gotta light it!

that happened at the bar i worked at during the last week i worked there.

... the difference is

the girl that pissed in front of everybody in the men's bathroom trying to show herself pee had a sister and a mom at the club who were both overly intoxicated. They drove off and got pulled over and then the whole family went and fought the cops.

crazy night for sure

S***with a stranger without protection

not too much longer left ima go extra hard when they back

Do concerts at a club count? I started running around the crowd with my arms spread wide like an airplane because this future funk song started playing

Doing lines at the actual bar part of the club eventually got kicked out for some reason I don't remember due to the acid. Too many karaoke clubs to list but Crowd surfed at a karaoke bar while singing "Rock with you" with the homie

some funny s*** was when a hot b**** asked me if i wanted to go to the bathroom with her (i thought we were going to f*** in the club) but we did a coke line

Ate ass