how did it get on the floor

Beat his ass how you a bum movin people in

sophomore year one of my roommates comes home from a frat party piss drunk while i’m in the living room, takes my other roommate’s chips that he bought to do some challenge with his gf and goes to his room and immediately passes out, didn’t even eat the chips

a few minutes later the chip roommate comes back from the same party(sober) and asks if i took his chips and i’m like nah your frat bro did. he’s like s***, can you help me look for them

we go to his room, chip roommate turns on the light and drunk roommate groans “what the f*** guys get out of my room” and chip roommate is like “where’s my chips b****”

anyway right as chip roommate finds his chips drunk roommate yells “gtfo out my room” and punches me square in the balls full force. i didn’t even have s*** to do with this, and he’s a big fella too. p sure i can’t have kids now

I was just in a meeting for school and my roommate is yelling like crazy

He got a girl with him but we aren't even allowed guests til Monday.

Being on campus is not lasting long for me

Imagine having a person move in two more people and not even pay extra. Let alone clean.

Bunch of CUCKKS itt

Honestly bro family or not he gotta get checked

Talk to him as a man

brooooo

F*** all that cuck s*** but

Fr moving in two people and they’re not contributing? When you’re paying?

Clown s***

i thought he was one of the girl's cousin??

ohhhh ok.... bruh you gotta organize your posts better

s*** is like a puzzle trying to figure some of this s*** out

in the OP you said there was 4 ppl in the apartment....when there's 5
then you keep talking about the girl's cousin....but you failed to mention that YOUR cousin is your roommate

During my freshman year, I caught my roommate urinating in the sink and got him in a headlock until he started crying on me. His mom arrived the next day to tell me that I shouldn't be attacking her son and excluding him from social events because I didn't invite him to come with me on Halloween. She then reported me to the resident assistant but nothing ever happened. More s*** like this would occur on a daily basis.

BONUS: During study hours one afternoon, everyone could hear moaning from our dorm because his dumbass was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker and watching p***. The resident assistant f***ing hated us.

Stop capping, you were the one in a headlock

Freshman year of college had this dude who snored sounded like a bong

Roommate had a 6 am alarm clock go off every single day