Excuse me for trying to get to class on time PUMA

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@op Are you now paying a fifth of the rent? And I saw you’re taking your name off the lease, but are you still going to stay there after doing so?

Had a white roommate in college that use to fight with his girl like everyday. Didn’t care cause he was cool but his girl literally smelt like a wet dog. She’d come over and have the whole room smelling like it.

did you ever talk to her about it

F*** that. I went through a situation like this before when I was younger. If I were you currently, I’d make everyone pay equal rent and have everyone not on the lease pay the electric, utilities, etc. on top of their part of the rent. If they aren’t cool with it, they gotta bounce. Your roommate can still pay electric, utilities, etc. with them too since it was his idea to throw all of this on you without consideration. Make them pay for throwing this inconvenient living situation on you. You’re paying someone else’s way through life without them reciprocating anything or accommodating you in any way. I understand your roommate is your cousin, but this is how I’d handle it.

I talked to him about it and he just kept saying I was telling a racist joke.

would probably be a difficult conversation to have

My degenerate roomie (who was an a******) owed somebody money (like BIG TIME) and they ran up in the house. I didn’t have an angle to explain who’s who or what’s what (they would’ve just assumed I was his boy) so I just jumped from the balcony when they had him in the living room and I f***ed off. Long story short I was homeless for like a whole 3 days afterwards.

Still don’t know to this day what happened to dude.

Lmaaao

You couldn’t just go to a different room and lock the doors while he was getting his s*** rocked

Ay bruh idk where you grew up but here it’s death by association, it also wasn’t a small debt, wasn’t taking no chances

Yo

Wait so like your roommate was gone after that??

wtf lmao

Did you leave everything there and never go back for it or what?

nigga running a hotel

Last roommate: Would literally drink all day when he was off and there were beer cans scattered everywhere for days, walked into the apartment to see him jacking off with the door open, his dumb ass cat on top of the fridge scaring the hell out of me & constant sounds of anime being blared from the living room. When i had the flu i had to stay in my room for like a week and the apartment looked just as messy as it was when i got sick cause he had his friends over and it took him forever to clean

Current roommate: plays fortnite and call of duty all day. He leaves his door open so I can hear the game rage. And when he rages it’s not like he’s cursing he makes this loud moan like he’s getting deep d***ed in the ass followed by a yell. I had to listen to him rap Hot by young thug every god damn morning for like 4 months straight cause he has a boner for Gunna. He’s trying to be an r&b singer so I hear him play his own f***ing songs or crooning his lyrics randomly throughout the day. When he takes out the trash he never puts the bag back in the can. When his little brother comes over it’s a total mess and nothing is put back and there’s pizza boxes and s*** every where and his bro just dips and like I’ll walk in the next day and all the s*** is still there from the night before. I bought a glass table for the living room and coasters & this nigga still puts his cups right on the glass when the coaster is literally inches away. He uses all the paper towels to blow his nose and it sounds like a trumpet & I’m 90% sure if i didn’t clean this apartment would be roach infested and gross cause he doesn’t clean for s***.

Can’t wait to be living solo in a few months

Damn b

Man what

As soon as I heard the s*** going down in the living room, I knew they were eventually gonna want to search the rooms for money.

I fkn shoved all my important s*** in my bag and literally f***ed off, only s*** I left of mine was this computer chair & deo/toothpaste/brush in the washroom

It’s Toronto lmao, I hundred percent would’ve been told to run my pockets (or worse) just for being caught in this mfs vicinity.

Don’t associate with gamblers tbh