so in college i had a roommate who for the most part was pretty cool but he brought his girl to our place a lot she lived in the same building

everything was copasetic for awhile, but like one saturday night--i guess they were watchin a movie in the living room area or something because it was dark asf--i hear from my room muffled arguing. i got headphones n s*** on doin homework. all of a sudden i hear this loudass slam and before i could react niggas is beatin down on my door SCREAMIN.
i open the door, this nigga's girl runs into my room to hold and hide behind me, cryin n s***. it's dark in the hallway and i only had my lamp on in my room so i could hardly see s***. i step in the hallway and the automatic hallway light turned on. this dude is sitting on the floor hugging his knees cryin n s***, knuckles bloody. the f***in front door was hanging off the hinges, busted thefuck up

Have multiple stories I’ll start with a lighter one. So one time I had a roommate while working third shift so I had to get some sleep and out of nowhere a whole ass hour before I had to go I hear his gf screaming murder! The ambulance came, police the whole works. He tried knocking on my door but I pretended to sleep. All I kept hearing was his gf crying in the bathroom. My alarm eventually goes off and I had to piss badly. I get ready and I exit the room they are still using the only bathroom. We have neighbors knocking at the door police asking me questions what’s going on... man turns out dude tried to f*** his gf in the shower and stuck it in the wrong hole and somehow she acted like it was the end of the world or something... I ended up pissing outside and was late for work because the cops thought I was intoxicated outside smh

Junior year of hs was my first year at boarding school and my roommate would not stop beating his cock in the middle of the day. Like i'd walk in from class in the afternoon and he'd have his pants down and his d*** out and jump up all scared and s***. Mf what the f*** do you think is gonna happen with ur d*** out at 2 in the afternoon.

we had a dude with a chronic problem. Sometimes even beat his meat at the back of the class

He wanted you to catch him

Whole thread has me dead

College dorming sounds WOAT

🤮🤮🤮🤮

moving out with roommates before 25 is 80% of the time a messy move

I live with my best friend and her fiancé. They are amazing roomies and I love them but their room is right across from mine. So whenever they close their door during the day I can hear them f***ing. They are LOUD. I can hear him clapping her cheeks while she yells F*** ME F*** ME F*** ME! One time I went out on the back deck for a cigarette. They were in the hot tub out of view. So they didn’t hear me come out. I heard them f***ing in there too.