slutforkendrick

5y

sophomore year one of my roommates comes home from a frat party piss drunk while i’m in the living room, takes my other roommate’s chips that he bought to do some challenge with his gf and goes to his room and immediately passes out, didn’t even eat the chips

a few minutes later the chip roommate comes back from the same party(sober) and asks if i took his chips and i’m like nah your frat bro did. he’s like s***, can you help me look for them

we go to his room, chip roommate turns on the light and drunk roommate groans “what the f*** guys get out of my room” and chip roommate is like “where’s my chips b****”

anyway right as chip roommate finds his chips drunk roommate yells “gtfo out my room” and punches me square in the balls full force. i didn’t even have s*** to do with this, and he’s a big fella too. p sure i can’t have kids now

Enlighten Brother

5y

Had a white roommate in college that use to fight with his girl like everyday. Didn’t care cause he was cool but his girl literally smelt like a wet dog. She’d come over and have the whole room smelling like it.

Courtside

5y

man why didn’t you hit that nigga back bro lmfao

slutforkendrick

5y

eh he’s the homie and the chip roommate was his best friend since high school so he probably would have stopped me

so next time he was blackout around me with no witnesses i wailed on him b**** move but dude’s built like a linebacker

Chip Skylark

5y

Last roommate: Would literally drink all day when he was off and there were beer cans scattered everywhere for days, walked into the apartment to see him jacking off with the door open, his dumb ass cat on top of the fridge scaring the hell out of me & constant sounds of anime being blared from the living room. When i had the flu i had to stay in my room for like a week and the apartment looked just as messy as it was when i got sick cause he had his friends over and it took him forever to clean

Current roommate: plays fortnite and call of duty all day. He leaves his door open so I can hear the game rage. And when he rages it’s not like he’s cursing he makes this loud moan like he’s getting deep d***ed in the ass followed by a yell. I had to listen to him rap Hot by young thug every god damn morning for like 4 months straight cause he has a boner for Gunna. He’s trying to be an r&b singer so I hear him play his own f***ing songs or crooning his lyrics randomly throughout the day. When he takes out the trash he never puts the bag back in the can. When his little brother comes over it’s a total mess and nothing is put back and there’s pizza boxes and s*** every where and his bro just dips and like I’ll walk in the next day and all the s*** is still there from the night before. I bought a glass table for the living room and coasters & this nigga still puts his cups right on the glass when the coaster is literally inches away. He uses all the paper towels to blow his nose and it sounds like a trumpet & I’m 90% sure if i didn’t clean this apartment would be roach infested and gross cause he doesn’t clean for s***.

Can’t wait to be living solo in a few months

Courtside

5y

So from this thread gamer niggas and alcoholics are woat

skibidihawk2ahh

5y

the Hot part

CLB BMO

5y

My roommate was like this except the wet dog part

She lived in another state and would come down to visit every month or so and he was cheating on her while she was away (With multiple chicks throughout the school year)

He even got a pregnancy scare with one of the girls he cheated on her with but that’s another story

It wasn’t none of my business so I didn’t tell on him and I ain’t wanna but myself into that cause they already argued a lot

Once she graduated she wanted to move in and he asked me and I didn’t care (had my own room at this point and my lease was up in a month and I was gonna back home for the summer). She didn’t pay rent but she cooked and every now and then and cleaned up (even stuff I forgot to clean so I didn’t mind)

But goddamn they got into arguments like weekly idk how u can have a relationship like that

ALPHABEAR

5y

My degenerate roomie (who was an a******) owed somebody money (like BIG TIME) and they ran up in the house. I didn’t have an angle to explain who’s who or what’s what (they would’ve just assumed I was his boy) so I just jumped from the balcony when they had him in the living room and I f***ed off. Long story short I was homeless for like a whole 3 days afterwards.

Still don’t know to this day what happened to dude.

Courtside

5y

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My roommates aren’t that bad tbh these niggas just keep more alcohol than food in the fridge/freezer. Like my nigga this big fat ass 24oz of bud light blocking my f***ing grape carton, when you niggas gonna finish this s***

Orpheus

5y

my roomie last year used to leave his toothbrush on the dorm floor
he did a lotta s*** like that

King Joffrey

5y

I get boners from arguments.

CLB YoungJAhhhh

5y

I have t had roommates in a minute but the last time I did their was 3 of us moving into a 4 bed. The day of moving one of my roommates says his little brothers gonna take the 4th room but dosent work so we’d still split the rent 3 ways. His brother moved in only played ps2 (idk why) never showered or did laundry once in the 8 months no exaggeration. His room looked like a landfill. Eventually we had to kick him out bc he didn’t pay and the room smelled so bad. When we were cleaning it we found he pooped in bags and pee’d in bottles and left them in the room the whole time. Oh and when I moved out they all f***ed me on bills and left me 1500 in the whole smh. Don’t live with white ppl

CLB YoungJAhhhh

5y

I have t had roommates in a minute but the last time I did their was 3 of us moving into a 4 bed. The day of moving one of my roommates says his little brothers gonna take the 4th room but dosent work so we’d still split the rent 3 ways. His brother moved in only played ps2 (idk why) never showered or did laundry once in the 8 months no exaggeration. His room looked like a landfill. Eventually we had to kick him out bc he didn’t pay and the room smelled so bad. When we were cleaning it we found he pooped in bags and pee’d in bottles and left them in the room the whole time. Oh and when I moved out they all f***ed me on bills and left me 1500 in the whole smh. Don’t live with white ppl

CLB BMO

5y

breh couldn’t even get up to go the bathroom