sponge 🧽Mar 2Beautiful
Mar 2
Poolboy QBut nah I don’t think about them cheating unless I start seeing signs I guess. It’s happened to me before. She tried to get with my friend. But that’s in the past and you can’t let your past get to you
Mar 2and that goes straight into Life Section's favorite!
1) clean your f***ing earphones
2) clean your f***ing ears
3) wash your f***ing d***
4) do not wear other peoples underwear
5) track your dirty laundry to the best of your abilities
6) before doing some f*** s*** and laughing about it on the internet think about a min wage worker who will have to clean your s*** up afterwards
7) as a man you can smile and it’s perfectly okay to do that
8) stop thinking your girl wants to cheat on you all the time
Mar 2·1 reply
cottonthere was this really fine girl , like... drop dead gorgeous
and i had been sending lil dms here and there for months out (they say that s*** dont work, it really just depend) // we had never really had no intense or in depth convo just me sayin she fine she might like it or say thank you or some, aka the "im just saying thank you" s***.
saying that to say, people who tell you "im just saying thank you"...
anyway , one day im close to where she stay and I dm her just to shoot that shot , not really even thinking its gon go in // the night goes by it's like 2 am, she dm me talkin bout she just in her crib studying but i can come kick it while she study
im like bet, nigga drunk and just getting in from the kickbacks of the night
i have my niggas walk with me over to her crib make sure its not a set up, idk if this tmi or what but im just layin out the details
she open her door, fine af, chillin with no make up on, cool right.
im so unsure of whats goin on, she pretty much when i enter in tell me something bout how her boyfriend did this and this for her and duh duh duh duh duh, so when she says that im thinking "oh, she literally just tryna chill. ok " BECAUSE I AM A RESPECTABLE MAN AND I ACTUALLY DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING NOR HAVE I EVER CHEATED.
so the whole time im just chillin bro, lowkey fallin asleep, playin my role as a friend, genuinely.ima save this one detail but we go somewhere and she do a full outfit change to go somewhere at 3 am
we come back, im literally just chillin. she starts cooking, for both of us.
I HAVE MADE NO MOVES
she disappears and reappears in this fye ass like purple fuzzy robe...
im like...oh... ima keep it chill..
im literally laying on the couch i dont even remember how long, making no moves and lowkey falling asleep, next thing i know shes talked her way into cuddling with me and is laying on me on this couch,
next thing i know a titty pop out the robe
I do what im sposed to do. realistically, nobody resisting this much with a full b*** layin on they lip.
next thing i know she lead me to her room, im like.. i thought she said she had a nigga
she tryna finish, she wanna f***, bet
we start f***in, she get her nut, i ask for head shawtie said
AND I QUOTE
"i cant give you head, that's cheating" ...
she pretty much is like only letting me do backshots she wont let me lay on her bed because
AND I QUOTE
"you can't lay on my bed, i dont want it to smell like cologne my boyfriend finna be here in a couple of hours"
I pretty much steal some of her face wash, and leave go back to my niggas crib heartbroken. whole incident broke my mental image of certain people.
shawtie was SO fine, like the type of fine that dont get down like that.
like I really thought I was bout to bag that start a family or something nigga was dreamin
anyway
i dont think her and that boyfriend ever broke up
and now she has a family, married .
both of them have high paying jobs and good degrees .
she didnt even seem like the type to do some like that, let alone let a nigga hit the first time meeting in person.
but thats how it works, more times than not.
"i cant give you head, that's cheating" ...
she pretty much is like only letting me do backshots she wont let me lay on her bed because
AND I QUOTE
"you can't lay on my bed, i dont want it to smell like cologne my boyfriend finna be here in a couple of hours"
Bro I'm f***ing dead what the hell 
Basically what you telling us is that you really are that nigga
Mar 2cottoncap //
there was this girl who was kickin it with me drivin over an hour to get beat down a couple times a week asked me to be her valentine
on valentines day she start roasting her boyfriend i didnt know about to me talkin bout how her friends let him in her crib to decorate and leave gifts and how she hate that lovey dovey s*** (i literally got her a box of nerds as a valentine gift and some d***)
You just proved my point lmao she did it out of spite cause she didn’t like what was going on in her relationship
Nuja 🫶🏾Mar 2I’ve been on all sides of the fence. I’ve been the other guy, I’ve been the mf getting played.
The game is the game. There are genuine people out here. But you’re a fool to put anything past anyone and think it can’t happen to you.
Mar 2Nah it's facts not to be paranoid thinking this way. This is interesting topic in general how s***e dating and society has become
One of the main roots of the issue are bops and simps
If the simps had standards for themselves, respect for themselves, these bops wouldn't have such a stronghold on the dating world. It wasn't always like this. Sure, cheating has been around since the beginning of time, but the dynamics changed drastically. Both sides, the traditionally focused, morally intact ones also suffer from this. Most not even trying to date
These are simps of all tax brackets. "you can go to school but you can't buy class" lmaoo
We need a revolution where men gather in a meeting like the rockefellers did and establish not giving in to thots, bops, w****s, skanks; practicing self discipline. Then again, does society thrive off the backs of simps? Do we need some simps to regulate the economy?
Economy was better when thots knew their place and not pretending to be a traditional broad while playing the role of a harlot and expecting delusional manifestations while undervalued.
Mar 2Not my girl tho
- Mar 2·1 replyCRACKASTEPPAVEGAN
"i cant give you head, that's cheating" ...
she pretty much is like only letting me do backshots she wont let me lay on her bed because
AND I QUOTE
"you can't lay on my bed, i dont want it to smell like cologne my boyfriend finna be here in a couple of hours"
Bro I'm f***ing dead what the hell Basically what you telling us is that you really are that nigga
bruh this a horror story to me lmao
Mar 2·1 replycottonmy fellow cozy // these niggas will kill you in delusion over they b****
Telling the bf is crazy work. Dudes will really crash out on you
Mar 2You’re pushing your insecurities onto others.
plants 🌻Mar 2
uhh no lmao
Mar 2No. Sounds like some low self-esteem insecure loser s***.
- Mar 2
C'mon babe don't you wanna cheat on me so baaaad?
Mar 2insecure
- Mar 2·2 repliescotton
bruh this a horror story to me lmao
Are we the same person , same exact situation ,was getting soft while putting on a rubber , and I didn’t wanna outright say it but I’m looking at her like can I get some head.
She said “we just met I’m not giving you head”
but we can do everything else 
Like help me help you lol
As if not doing that allows her to be wholesome or something idfk lol
Mar 2·4 repliescottonthere was this really fine girl , like... drop dead gorgeous
and i had been sending lil dms here and there for months out (they say that s*** dont work, it really just depend) // we had never really had no intense or in depth convo just me sayin she fine she might like it or say thank you or some, aka the "im just saying thank you" s***.
saying that to say, people who tell you "im just saying thank you"...
anyway , one day im close to where she stay and I dm her just to shoot that shot , not really even thinking its gon go in // the night goes by it's like 2 am, she dm me talkin bout she just in her crib studying but i can come kick it while she study
im like bet, nigga drunk and just getting in from the kickbacks of the night
i have my niggas walk with me over to her crib make sure its not a set up, idk if this tmi or what but im just layin out the details
she open her door, fine af, chillin with no make up on, cool right.
im so unsure of whats goin on, she pretty much when i enter in tell me something bout how her boyfriend did this and this for her and duh duh duh duh duh, so when she says that im thinking "oh, she literally just tryna chill. ok " BECAUSE I AM A RESPECTABLE MAN AND I ACTUALLY DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING NOR HAVE I EVER CHEATED.
so the whole time im just chillin bro, lowkey fallin asleep, playin my role as a friend, genuinely.ima save this one detail but we go somewhere and she do a full outfit change to go somewhere at 3 am
we come back, im literally just chillin. she starts cooking, for both of us.
I HAVE MADE NO MOVES
she disappears and reappears in this fye ass like purple fuzzy robe...
im like...oh... ima keep it chill..
im literally laying on the couch i dont even remember how long, making no moves and lowkey falling asleep, next thing i know shes talked her way into cuddling with me and is laying on me on this couch,
next thing i know a titty pop out the robe
I do what im sposed to do. realistically, nobody resisting this much with a full b*** layin on they lip.
next thing i know she lead me to her room, im like.. i thought she said she had a nigga
she tryna finish, she wanna f***, bet
we start f***in, she get her nut, i ask for head shawtie said
AND I QUOTE
"i cant give you head, that's cheating" ...
she pretty much is like only letting me do backshots she wont let me lay on her bed because
AND I QUOTE
"you can't lay on my bed, i dont want it to smell like cologne my boyfriend finna be here in a couple of hours"
I pretty much steal some of her face wash, and leave go back to my niggas crib heartbroken. whole incident broke my mental image of certain people.
shawtie was SO fine, like the type of fine that dont get down like that.
like I really thought I was bout to bag that start a family or something nigga was dreamin
anyway
i dont think her and that boyfriend ever broke up
and now she has a family, married .
both of them have high paying jobs and good degrees .
she didnt even seem like the type to do some like that, let alone let a nigga hit the first time meeting in person.
but thats how it works, more times than not.
You felt terrible in the end because you didn't resist ur h**** urges not because she left. If you decided to talk through her problems instead of f***ing them out of her itd be a whole different story
- Mar 2
Nothing is manly about living in fear of someone cheating. You can't walk in fear forever.
- Mar 2·1 reply
Huge Drake FanAs a huge Drake fan my girl and I deleted our socials years ago, great decision, been together 10 years this month
How old you are huge drake fan?
- Mar 2·1 replyOnceAgain
How old you are huge drake fan?
As a huge Drake fan lets just say So Far Gone was the soundtrack to my first divorce
- Mar 2·1 replyHuge Drake Fan
As a huge Drake fan lets just say So Far Gone was the soundtrack to my first divorce
Dam
- Mar 2·1 replyOnceAgain
Dam
That's Frosty Flakez from KTT1 lmao
- Mar 2·1 replyCRACKASTEPPAVEGAN
That's Frosty Flakez from KTT1 lmao
The guy w the tiger avi?
Mar 2nigga tryn to convince us to share our girl
Mar 2·1 replyaauraaYou felt terrible in the end because you didn't resist ur h**** urges not because she left. If you decided to talk through her problems instead of f***ing them out of her itd be a whole different story
Nah f*** that you got to f*** a baddie and your complaining
