Pre plan every conversation you can have and every variance of it there of.

That’s what I do. I have like 15 years of pre-scripted conversations lined up and ready to use at will.

I’ve many a times rehearsed my conversations to my cat.

Lose a foot in height, short people are funny

Actually pretty funny tbh ill keep this in my arsenal

when youre the funniest out of all your friends

I remember back when I smoked I thought of the funniest s*** and said it out loud, but with that really monotone cracking voice you get when you're really smacked so there was no delivery, and I can't remember the joke itself but it was ass and no one laughed. I was way too high to think of anything else so I let that s*** sit and we sat in silence for at least a minute

That sounds so awkward

How many were y'all

That sort of thing happening is just one of many reasons why I quit smoking

It had to be about 3 of us on the couch, there was probably another 3 or 4 in the room but they were having their own convo. We were watching TV so it drowned out the silence, but it still killed whatever smacked convo we were having lmao

be yourself.

@Malakas delivery really is everything tho

Experience trauma.

Lmao I’m so f***ing awkward when I smoke. That’s why I will never do it if I plan on going out. I don’t really like being high anyway

Make jokes at the expense of others op

Also spit takes, spit takes are always funny

What's the deal with the donut hole???

Remove your filter. Say the things others are scared to say.

Yep, that and my anxiety's more often than not through the roof. I'm good without it

im naturally funny in person but I tend to not be funny online/through text

Bump

First step is to not post a question about it on KTT that shows u care too much and will definitely fail at being funny

Step 1 : stop trying to be funny

Apparently being random and not witty