do you feel like she's less attractive than you to the point that she isn't turning niggas down?

do you think she would ever cheat on you?

or is is just a general lack of respect for you that you're feeling rn?

not gonna hop on a morality train, I just wanna know where you're at, sometimes the best thing for you is Not a relationship fr

i will ruin p*** for you

Man I miss being in a relationship. I'm just over here drowning in meaningless p**** every damn day. I need to Settle down.

LONGSTROKE is just a Mr. Morale alt

Lmao cheating on ur partner every single week is f***ing nuts u niggas are evil 😭😭

lemme smash ur girl then i’m sliding this winter

Heres a 🥇.

Misread op as sliding shoes and thought we were gonna talk about Heelys

I wish I was able to experience whatever pleasure sliding hoes gives u. I'm too cold for that s***

1111 bro

I got a bad b**** matched in tinder ill pay anyone (in beats) to msg her for me

I'm way too tired and stressed to deal with her

Being in a healthy loving committed relationship >>> smashing hoes on dating apps and at random bars

what do girls smell like

I will ruin sliding hoes for you

Just use chatgpt tf

There's a whole ass south park episode on this

Calm down. This dude was picking up gas station attendants and stalking grandmas leaving bingo.

You ain’t never gon be happy till you love yourz

In my last relationship (was pretty abusive and wack) I was in these situations too and restrained… bro I regret it so much…. So much ass I passed on for someone who wasn’t even my actual soulmate… do it or you will regret it your whole life (if you know you and your partner aren’t really in love)

never let ur girlfriend/wife stop you from finding the love of ur life

ngl that sounds like it wouldnt work too well

Words to live by

Longstroke, you’ve come so far to slip at this moment. God is testing you, will u pass?

I gassed you won’t regret it your whole life lol it’s not that deep but yeah you will definitely regret it anyways. Why don’t you have an honest talk with your girl about whether you guys are really in it for the long haul. Can’t hurt.

Malafe and Dr longstroke fusing to become the ultimate degenerate dumbass poster