any memories you have that keep you up at night?

I do embarrassing s*** everyday

too many to count

You first OP

almost drowned trying to swim without floaties in a YMCA pool for a girl

made me sit out for the rest of the day eating peanut butter crackers

Threw up on a girl in class in 3rd grade while we were all sitting in on the floor and teacher was reading to us was traumatizing i think

Every PowerPoint presentation.

Just one?

oh god

not the most embarrassing but top 15

at this point in time I was at a private school and one of the only black kids in the school. at the time my family didn't have a lot of money, really over extending financially just to go to this school. I distinctly remember the day my mom got this pair of shoes from a thrift store not knowing what brand they were or what the symbol was, she just knew we could afford them.

basically I was playing kickball in maybe 6th grade for PE, the entire class was outside. I go up for my turn to kick and when i hit the ball, the Entire sole of my shoe just flew off and shot into the air along with it. and when the sole came back down it landed with a big "Thwap!" sound like a cartoon.
I just tried to play it off and run to my base but the other shoe fell apart like a minute later as well. I had to spend the rest of my day around these rich kids snickering at me and my off brand shoes, literally going to my classes wearing just in my socks. might not seem like a big deal but it's something that sticks with me for sure

i suppressed them all

I remember farting on the school bus so much cause I had real bad gas issues that people legitimately thought I shat myself

this kid i went to school with always called me a "fake lebanese" for some reason and i thought it meant lesbian (it was seventh grade) so i got mad and yelled at him and told him "im bisexual!" and he just looked at me weird and shook his head. keeps me awake at night sometimes idk why i said it so loud

did you ever Actually s*** yourself at school or on the bus?

did you ever get anywhere with her or no?

I shat myself at daycare one time but that was to prove a point cause the b**** that was watching us outside wouldn’t let me use the bathroom so I just said f*** it and shat myself right there then I went to her and I was like “I pooped myself” and she got me cleaned up

How you not gon let a 6 year old use the bathroom

u shouldve sat in her lap and did it

“I shat myself at daycare one time but that was to prove a point” is a wild ass statement btw

maybe she didn't want you to get lost going back in by yourself

It was a small daycare so even an infant could find it’s way around so she probably thought I was bluffing
I think a lot of teachers hated me cause they didn’t know how to work with autistic children back in the early 2000s

i used to try to look really mysterious and cool in school so i used to just sit by myself at lunch on purpose and this white girl bought me ice cream from the lunch lady. it was random to me but my sister had class with her and she told me her and some boy were flirting and he jokingly called her a bad person and she said "no im not i bought some ice cream for an autistic girl"

Yeah, we're actually still friends and that occurred back in middle school years.

Dated before and flirted here and there, but currently just friends.

batman wont get this information out of me