nokonevermrs

2y

older kids can be f***ing mean to little kids

nokonevermrs

2y

the house cant be wrecked in the door aint open, remember that.

nokonevermrs

2y

were you scared?

Niggamortis

2y

there’s also a night where I sneezed while eating ass and the girl jumped forward and hit her nose on the headboard, weird drive home

DAVlDP

2y

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Was riding with few of my friends while drunk back and sat in the backseat with best friend and his girlfriend. She decided to make out with him and being the drunk goofy I was, decided to slap her ass

She hated me afterwards and never spoke to me again, gets awkward everytime we’re around each other

I’ll never forget about that, you live and learn

DAVlDP

2y

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Was riding with few of my friends while drunk back and sat in the backseat with best friend and his girlfriend. She decided to make out with him and being the drunk goofy I was, decided to slap her ass

She hated me afterwards and never spoke to me again, gets awkward everytime we’re around each other

I’ll never forget about that, you live and learn

Lein

2y

Trying to make the class laugh while it was my turn to read and bombing literally every single joke

Saturday

2y

Every PowerPoint presentation.

DAVlDP

2y

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Was riding with few of my friends while drunk back and sat in the backseat with best friend and his girlfriend. She decided to make out with him and being the drunk goofy I was, decided to slap her ass

She hated me afterwards and never spoke to me again, gets awkward everytime we’re around each other

I’ll never forget about that, you live and learn

Notmyfirst

2y

Genuinely repressed so many of them but here's 2:

I sharted at home once and my mom caught me as I was sprinting to the bathroom with s*** stained pajamas. We made eye contact for a sec and I just said some s*** like "UH I FEEL SICK" to fill the silence. We have never spoken about it since

Another time we had this fireman drill for my Kinesiology class in senior year. I literally just transferred that year so I had only 1 friend there so I was already the seen as an outcast by classmates. I also forgot we were doing it that day so I pulled up in high water wool trousers and some vans so I already going into it mad embarrassed. So, there's this part in the drill when you had to pick up these 2 kettlebells and get from one end of the gym to the other as fast as you could. I saw literally EVERYONE including the scrawny kids in my class pick that s*** up with ease so I thought they were like 5 pounds each. Turns out they were f***ing 20s so I go to pick them up, fail to get them up more than an inch, and faceplant right on the gym floor. I was so shook that they were way heavier than I thought that I dropped them right away and it landed on my pinky, fractured it, and completely uprooted my nail. I'm so f***ing embarrassed of calling it quits after that, so I suck it up and finish. Most of the people in the class were actually mad nice cheering me on as I finished but it felt so f***ing patronizing at the moment. And I'm being so serious that I went years without telling a single person.

nokonevermrs

2y

DAVID LMFAOO

did her bf do anything to u?? no offense to u but hes kindve a punk if not lmfao

DAVlDP

2y

Me and the BF are day ones, he’s a chill guy in general. The girl seems rude and bossy however, even others around me aren’t so fond of her.

nokonevermrs

2y

it wouldve been better if they just pretended they didnt see u lmfao

nokonevermrs

2y

im scared if i let someone eat my ass ill fart tbh

but this is my this is my worst nightmare

DAVlDP

2y

Was riding with few of my friends while drunk back and sat in the backseat with best friend and his girlfriend. She decided to make out with him and being the drunk goofy I was, decided to slap her ass

She hated me afterwards and never spoke to me again, gets awkward everytime we’re around each other

I’ll never forget about that, you live and learn

tomorrow volverse

2y

not the most embarrassing but top 15

at this point in time I was at a private school and one of the only black kids in the school. at the time my family didn't have a lot of money, really over extending financially just to go to this school. I distinctly remember the day my mom got this pair of shoes from a thrift store not knowing what brand they were or what the symbol was, she just knew we could afford them.

basically I was playing kickball in maybe 6th grade for PE, the entire class was outside. I go up for my turn to kick and when i hit the ball, the Entire sole of my shoe just flew off and shot into the air along with it. and when the sole came back down it landed with a big "Thwap!" sound like a cartoon.
I just tried to play it off and run to my base but the other shoe fell apart like a minute later as well. I had to spend the rest of my day around these rich kids snickering at me and my off brand shoes, literally going to my classes wearing just in my socks. might not seem like a big deal but it's something that sticks with me for sure

RICHAXXVOYCE

2y

Couldn’t get hard when I finally bagged a shorty I was trying to get for MONTHS

hemaglox

2y

too many to count