May 4, 2023Yep this is me... You're probably wondering how I got into this situation in the first place 😅
May 4, 2023Actually got so embarassed when my mum found my LSD testing kit and she left a note smh
May 4, 2023
hemagloxtoo many to count
Too many to even worry about tbh
garetare ✅May 4, 2023hemagloxtoo many to count
- garetare ✅May 4, 2023
data collection goin wild
May 4, 2023existing
May 4, 2023I feel like fumbling a baddie feels more embarrassing in my heart right now but historically this is the one that made me feel the worst at the moment. (Even tho now I look back on it as a funny moment)
In 5th grade I sat at the back of the class and was leaning back on my chair. Fell back and my head went in the trash can behind me and the whole class pointed and laughed at me. It hurt really bad too 😢
May 4, 2023nokonevermrsi used to try to look really mysterious and cool in school so i used to just sit by myself at lunch on purpose and this white girl bought me ice cream from the lunch lady. it was random to me but my sister had class with her and she told me her and some boy were flirting and he jokingly called her a bad person and she said "no im not i bought some ice cream for an autistic girl"
lmfao
- May 4, 2023·1 reply
Probably when I first got with one of my ex’s and we got a hotel and immediately went to the shower to fool around. I spun her around so fast that my skinny ass went entirely with her momentum and slid into the shower curtain and right out of the shower, taking the whole curtain with me
wasn't even the only time I fell out of the shower with her either - May 4, 2023Demon baby
I’ve always been misunderstood as a child but nowadays most people don’t even know I’m on the spectrum I just use my wildness to drive up the likability factor in me once I get to know people
Real
- May 4, 2023nokonevermrs
im scared if i let someone eat my ass ill fart tbh
but this is my this is my worst nightmare
Most ass eaters would like that
May 4, 2023·1 replyRegistering on kanyetothe..
May 4, 2023·1 replyDannyRegistering on kanyetothe..
on god fam how did we get here
- May 4, 2023frenchpress
on god fam how did we get here
Let's ask for a double perma?
- May 4, 2023·1 replypapawheely
Probably when I first got with one of my ex’s and we got a hotel and immediately went to the shower to fool around. I spun her around so fast that my skinny ass went entirely with her momentum and slid into the shower curtain and right out of the shower, taking the whole curtain with me
wasn't even the only time I fell out of the shower with her eitherLMFAOOOO
BLACK ☭May 4, 2023aha
May 4, 2023nokonevermrsi used to try to look really mysterious and cool in school so i used to just sit by myself at lunch on purpose and this white girl bought me ice cream from the lunch lady. it was random to me but my sister had class with her and she told me her and some boy were flirting and he jokingly called her a bad person and she said "no im not i bought some ice cream for an autistic girl"
LOOOOOL
- May 4, 2023nokonevermrs
LMFAOOOO
The next time it happened I got folded like a lawn chair between the tub and the toilet
ego is a thing of the past after that type of experience 
May 4, 2023wasnt the main person doing it but was brought in by proxy.
was searching for a restaurant w someone i used to hang out with like 6-7 years ago. were reading the menu posted outside the place and he tried to make a joke about an item on a restaurant menu by saying a slur that was way too loud and people nearby clearly heard it and looked at us like shaking their heads, dont think the dude who said it even noticed- May 5, 2023
I was on a cross country flight when I was 15, didn’t know anyone else on the flight and an hour before we were landing I really had to s*** so I went to the bathroom and I don’t know if it was the elevation or what but it was stuck half way in half way out I was pushing so f***ing hard red in the face and everything and somehow I didn’t lock the door properly and some dude opened the airplane bathroom and we made eye contact while I was sitting there vulnerable as f***
- May 5, 2023
CutiePieHoleThrew up on a girl in class in 3rd grade while we were all sitting in on the floor and teacher was reading to us was traumatizing i think
kinky
- May 5, 2023
this was in highschool - I was sitting on a desk and I see this girl behind me in the same class waving at me - So I was like "dammn shimmer, maybe this girl is into you" and I waved back at her.
And she was like "not your bruh - behind you" - I look behind and there's this model looking keanu reeves looking mfr waving back at her.
I became emo after that incident.
May 8, 2023·1 replyI remember one time i worked at a Bed Bath and Beyond
I was standing between home appliances and dishware, and this older couple came up to me
The husband walks off and im talkin to his lady and shes mentioning they experienced a lot of lifestyle changes and needed an upgrade. Then she said her hubby had lost weight
My dumbass goes congratulations! Like wow he taking care of himself 😎💪🏾
Cancer.
He had cancer
May 8, 2023·1 reply
tomorrow volversenot the most embarrassing but top 15
at this point in time I was at a private school and one of the only black kids in the school. at the time my family didn't have a lot of money, really over extending financially just to go to this school. I distinctly remember the day my mom got this pair of shoes from a thrift store not knowing what brand they were or what the symbol was, she just knew we could afford them.
basically I was playing kickball in maybe 6th grade for PE, the entire class was outside. I go up for my turn to kick and when i hit the ball, the Entire sole of my shoe just flew off and shot into the air along with it. and when the sole came back down it landed with a big "Thwap!" sound like a cartoon.
I just tried to play it off and run to my base but the other shoe fell apart like a minute later as well. I had to spend the rest of my day around these rich kids snickering at me and my off brand shoes, literally going to my classes wearing just in my socks. might not seem like a big deal but it's something that sticks with me for sureDid everyone laugh when the sole came off?
- May 8, 2023EMY
Did everyone laugh when the sole came off?
a lot of them did
but to be fair if I was in middle school and saw that happen I would've laughed too, that's just what it is to be a kid. even in the moment I could see the humor in it. the embarassing aspect was more so the fact that I even owned the shoes not that the other kids laughed at me. I would never try to act like they were bullying me for laughing at something that was pretty funny