ONE GOD DANG KICK! THATS ALL IT TAKES
Just spit my cereal out Ctfu , s*** still hilarious
I have a neurotic mom as well, I’m 26 and I live alone.
When she calls me she wants to know exactly what I did yesterday, who I saw, if I’m going somewhere today and where.
If she calls me as I’m about to leave is the worst, she wants to know every detail as I’m trying to pack or leave.
I love her so I answer all her questions and tell her not to worry, but she doesn’t know 90% of the places I go to or any of my friends which leads to more and more questions.
But like that guy said it’s cause she worries about us
She loves you my g
She got her own problems too
Maybe her mom gave her a ton of freedom and she didn’t feel cared for at all
Or maybe ya uncle was freer and started wylin
Everything she doing is because of her life experience
Cherish her care and love and concern for you
Comfort her with phrases like
don’t worry
I’ll text you when I get there
Here’s my eta
Here’s where I am
Etc etc
FaceTime her from the streets let her you know you safe
Also maybe it's the fact I don't have a mom that this sounds corny
when I fought my bullies back I got beat like a dog at home
wait your mom used to beat you @op?
also stop smoking weed op, you overthinking s***
If you dont like the situation hit the gym, learn how to fight, get a job and move out
this the most generic advice of all time
Im 23 years old, my whole life my mom has treated me like im some porcelain that can break at the slighest touch, when I have new friends my mom immediately tries to sow discord about how they could be using me, when I go outside after like 9 she acts like i cant walk these streets like a f***ing little girl it makes me so angry, when I was little and all the boys around me were going to soccer and boxing I was never allowed, when I fought my bullies back I got beat like a dog at home and I lost my fighter mentality at a young age, I still love my mom more than anything but these things are only some of the reason im such a dysfunctional adult, I dont know why im saying all of this I guess just needed to vent, anyone relate to this?
Tell her to shut the f*** up, you sound white you can get away with it
Exercise your right
this the most generic advice of all time
there’s no science for this s*** brodie
this the most generic advice of all time
Unironically said hit the gym, delete Facebook, and lawyer up
LMAO
sorry fam just that title
Key to instant respect: Quit jerking off in her nice bathroom like an 11 year old