I got my first pretty big job offer contingent on passing a urine test. I have < 30 days from smoking weed pretty much every day, there’s been < 10 days this year I haven’t smoked. The plan right now is to go cold turkey until I get tested and try to flush/sweat it out as much as possible. Im really low body fat, so it doesn’t seem too far out of the realm of possibility. Im going to self-test in about 20 days and detox if necessary. Is that going to be good enough? I got a lot riding on this.

and I'm like Sha'Carri, smoke 'em on and off the track

You should be fine @op

the low bodyfat prolly gonna clutch up the dub for u

on the day of the test drink a f***ing S*** load of water but also take some B vitamins so your piss is colored too

Get some quickfix
Works everytime

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You think I should still test myself ahead of time or I’ll be fine

def get some at home tests even if they just for your peace of mind. better safe than sorry

Just drink some cranberry juice.
You could sweat the thc out your system as well.

@plants my s*** got moved up to next Friday, you think I'll be good by then?

gon be a close one but jus do what u been doing

Awwwww come on bruh don't say that, might have to cop the detox in case

do it

Is it a high skill job?

Place i worked at did the super sensitive testing i hadnt smoked in a week and they still caught that s***

Hopefully your workplace is understanding but idk

Yes, government contractor too

Order q cap pills off Amazon, they work for me everytime

Follow the directions, long as you're at least 2 days toxin free you're gucci

Also buy a bunch of $1 d*** tests from Walgreens. Once you take the pills test with those before your actual test make sure you're good. Pills will have you pissing clean for 5 hours, after that you'll piss dirty again.

Damn fam that’s crazy but ayo lemmy holla at u bout sum,

If u got $50 rq I can prolly get u a job wit doordash

I love how OP tried to derail his own thread with that Twosday post and we're all just ignoring it

You've tried these before?

Three weeks should be plenty time

Drink lots of liquids and exercise.

Synthetic pee works as long as the temp is right. Or if you’re too worried then just get a clean friend.

2 weeks is enough if you drink plenty of water, work out, have a high metabolism, eat healthy and avoid fatty foods.

Steamroom helps alot for sweating out THC too.