Piss test

they got these drinks that taste like utter s*** but they're so packed with vitamins and the like that drinking it a few hours before supposedly has you pissing low enough THC concentration to pass.

i've always stopped smoking at least a couple days prior but passed multiple tests i shouldn't have thanks to it. never understood the mindset behind taping another person's piss/fake piss to your body for 30+ minutes, detox drinks seem so much simpler lol

the worst part though is there's no way to ask if the test came up clean afterwards without sounding suspect

Don't hate, innovate

Have you tried being sober

Nice avi

Shaddup

That cut deep Vez?

I assumed he just pasted whatever was on his clipboard by mistake and posted it anyway
But why he would have that copied is beyond me

🙄

Gotta celebrate by doing more d****

S*** has me skeptical since this is a fed contractor and I don't want to risk s*** coming up as fake when I can get a negative from using those pills with my own piss. Or even just f***ing up the process and not getting it to the right temp the day of.

Bro them pills are not fooling a lab test. They might work on a instant cup you get at a pharmacy but not a lab. You do what you want to I'm just trynna help

Wdym tho. You're saying the fake pee is more likely to pass than my actual pee that's been detoxed?

Ya While it is not 100% it is your best option if you have no shot of passing clean naturally. I'm not flaunting it like a badge of honor but I been on and off probation and in and out of rehabs, out patients, etc for years. So not only do I have my experience but I'm constantly surrounded by addicts and I promise you QuickFix is most d*** addicts go to if they cab afford it. Temperature is key and what state you live in and what lab you go to also matters.

If you live in a state like Cali, Oregon, Colorado, etc where weed is legal recreationally it's pretty much impossible to pass a Lab test without just being Hella lucky. So if you live in a rec state then you might as well use the pills and hope for the best cuz the lab will prolly detect that quickfix is not your pee.

****But yo this is important You do what you feel is right in your gut. If you think you can pass with the pills then go for it FR. But if for whatever reason your kept smoking and you don't have a prayers chance then go with the quickfix.

Update: came up negative a few days ago on an at-home test. Decided not to risk it and get the pills again. Went to buy them and couldn't find them anywhere on the internet/in-stores. Decided to go with the Detoxify MegaClean drink that has practically flawless reviews on the internet. Woke up early before my test to drink it think morning. Downed all 64 oz of liquid 2 hours before the test. Pissed clear uncontrollably and s\*\*\* out straight liquid (it sounded like I was pissing out of my ass) for a couple hours. Got to the test and almost overfilled that b**** with piss that was slightly tinted yellow. Ended up going from 9 days of a T-break to 23 days unintentionally finessing the system.

crazy how places still testing for weed

i haven’t got d*** tested at any of my office or “corporate” jobs

only time i’ve been d*** tested is when i used to work retail, and that’s crazy to think about. why test for those jobs but not others?