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  • Feb 26, 2022
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    coleyghost

    You've tried these before?

    Yes. Got two jobs with them, and I'm a daily smoker. They used to be in GNC, but I don't see them in my local stores anymore so I get em off Amazon

  • Feb 26, 2022

    You’ll be fine. Just go cold turkey and drink water. But also don’t drink too much a day before testing. They can tell if it’s diluted. Happened to me before

  • Feb 26, 2022
    addja

    2 weeks is enough if you drink plenty of water, work out, have a high metabolism, eat healthy and avoid fatty foods.

    Steamroom helps alot for sweating out THC too.

    Not if he’s overweight lol

    Edit: you mentioned that nvm

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    coleyghost

    I got my first pretty big job offer contingent on passing a urine test. I have < 30 days from smoking weed pretty much every day, there’s been < 10 days this year I haven’t smoked. The plan right now is to go cold turkey until I get tested and try to flush/sweat it out as much as possible. Im really low body fat, so it doesn’t seem too far out of the realm of possibility. Im going to self-test in about 20 days and detox if necessary. Is that going to be good enough? I got a lot riding on this.

    Just use quickfix bro. Should be lab test they are not gonna look at your d***

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    texasbrisket

    Just use quickfix bro. Should be lab test they are not gonna look at your d***

    Only thing I’m geeked about is getting the temp right and getting caught up for synthetic s*** since it’s a gov contractor

  • Feb 26, 2022

    Fake piss works just follow the instructions

  • Feb 26, 2022
    coleyghost

    Only thing I’m geeked about is getting the temp right and getting caught up for synthetic s*** since it’s a gov contractor

    keep it in a thermos or sumn like that

  • Chubby Gambino

    I love how OP tried to derail his own thread with that Twosday post and we're all just ignoring it

    OP doing anything to keep his mind off his d*** test

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    coleyghost

    Only thing I’m geeked about is getting the temp right and getting caught up for synthetic s*** since it’s a gov contractor

    You need to make sure it's the real deal, which usually costs $100+, other than that fake urine is easily detectable.

  • Feb 26, 2022

    Hit up a sauna few times a week

  • Feb 26, 2022
    TIIMMY BURNER

    You need to make sure it's the real deal, which usually costs $100+, other than that fake urine is easily detectable.

    I’ve used seriousmonkeybizzness.com/shop/monkey-flask plenty of times and it’s $35 lol cheaper sometimes if you can find it in a smoke shop. Passed many of d*** tests, even d*** tests to gain access to military base work

    Has a temperature strip on it and all

  • Feb 26, 2022

    Use someone else’s pee

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    TIIMMY BURNER

    Order q cap pills off Amazon, they work for me everytime

    Hmmm link

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    Midstream ya piss. Hasn’t failed me yet. Piss in the toilet for a couple seconds then piss in the cup to the fill line. Key is making sure u don’t catch the beginning couple seconds or the end couple seconds because apparently that’s where most the toxins are or something like that

  • Feb 26, 2022

    just study bro

  • Feb 26, 2022
    JANGLE

    Hmmm link

    Herbal Clean QCaps Detox Cleanse, Same-Day Discreet Detox Capsules, 4 Count amazon.com/dp/B000S8237M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_i_JA93DB5E3GZED5DSGWMW

  • Feb 26, 2022
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    Bhri555

    Midstream ya piss. Hasn’t failed me yet. Piss in the toilet for a couple seconds then piss in the cup to the fill line. Key is making sure u don’t catch the beginning couple seconds or the end couple seconds because apparently that’s where most the toxins are or something like that

    Think I’d be fine if I did that with the Qcap pills?

  • Feb 27, 2022
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    coleyghost

    Think I’d be fine if I did that with the Qcap pills?

    No idea. I’m sure if it’s people vouching for the pills they must be decent at least but literally the only method I’ve ever used was midstreaming. I’m sure doing it with the pills won’t hurt just gotta be conscious enough to not catch the end of ya piss. Pissing in the toilet for the first couple seconds is easy but trying to time the end of ya piss can be tricky. Definitely got popped the one time I caught the end of my piss vs perfect results the other 5 or so times I midstreamed correctly

  • Feb 27, 2022
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    Bhri555

    No idea. I’m sure if it’s people vouching for the pills they must be decent at least but literally the only method I’ve ever used was midstreaming. I’m sure doing it with the pills won’t hurt just gotta be conscious enough to not catch the end of ya piss. Pissing in the toilet for the first couple seconds is easy but trying to time the end of ya piss can be tricky. Definitely got popped the one time I caught the end of my piss vs perfect results the other 5 or so times I midstreamed correctly

    How heavy of a smoker are you and how long did you take a break for?

  • Feb 27, 2022
    coleyghost

    How heavy of a smoker are you and how long did you take a break for?

    Every day smoker and I probably took a week break if that. One I failed I smoked like the night before maybe even that morning because I didn’t know I was gonna have to do it

  • Feb 28, 2022
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    I smoked 2-3 times a week sometimes daily for like 2 years and had to get clean. Take a s*** ton of vitamin c and d and drink water a lot of water.

    Then get you some of this

    gnc.com/detox-formulas/726072.html

    Drink it few hours before and it gives you a “clean zone” for a few hours. I though it was a scam but it worked on god

    @op

  • Feb 28, 2022
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    Cole2

    I smoked 2-3 times a week sometimes daily for like 2 years and had to get clean. Take a s*** ton of vitamin c and d and drink water a lot of water.

    Then get you some of this

    https://www.gnc.com/detox-formulas/726072.html

    Drink it few hours before and it gives you a “clean zone” for a few hours. I though it was a scam but it worked on god

    @op

    Just picked up the QCap pills I saw a lot of people on here and online recommending. Got a dry run pack with some at home tests to make sure I don't botch the s*** day of.

  • Feb 28, 2022
    coleyghost

    Just picked up the QCap pills I saw a lot of people on here and online recommending. Got a dry run pack with some at home tests to make sure I don't botch the s*** day of.

    I was failing at home tests the day before and I was terrified because I really wanted the job. That drink worked

    Good luck

  • Feb 28, 2022

    @op drink a lot of water and workout almost everyday. Was in a similar situation a few months ago and flushed it all out in about 2 weeks without a detox, probably had it out before the 2 week mark. If you detox you'll def be fine but if you are that worried do that and self test. Good luck

  • Feb 28, 2022
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    2/2 with this