There’s a lot of misinformation surrounding weed on d*** tests

But s*** it sounds like you got it figured out so I won’t do my bit

How fast do the pills start working and do I have to worry about when I eat?

This is the only real answer. For a prehire d*** test, OP is gonna go in with all this advice about “take these pills” or “drink this liquid” which in the end is all centered around drinking a lot of water. 9/10 most labs will catch the sample as being too diluted giving a false negative and will count it as a positive sample

water
cranberry juice
exercise if you wanna be extra
If you really wanna be extra cop one of those detox pills. some of them work forgot which ones just research

make sure that you piss before you leave to take the test. NEVER use your first one for the test

I got 2 packs of the Super QCap pills a lot of people were saying worked flawlessly multiple times. Tested myself with no PEDs and popped a super positive on a pretty reputable at-home test. Took the pills and going to retest in a few hours to see if they work. If not, someone in my house has COVID and I'll just use the exposure as an out and test sometime next week probably.

good s***

They start working about an hour. I usually take em on an empty stomach

Got a pretty weak negative on an at-home test

Actually insane

Wait, are you still smoking though since making this thread?

I use the synthetic urine "QuickFix" and hide the bottle between my ass cheeks when I go in for the piss test

It's like a secret little pocket. Done it twice

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Wet ball fantasy

Naw, been like 10 days

good luck man

Today is the day

QCaps Super Herbal detox pills really got my career in its hands

I’ll never understand how/why people put themselves through this it sounds so f***ing stressful

I’m pulling for you OP you got this tho!

Update: I popped a negative, a really clear one, right before I went. Got to the d*** screening center and they didn’t get a shipment of tests that day had to email my employer but might’ve gotten myself an extra week. Something tells me I was not passing that b****

Is it a piss or hair test? When I got my job a while ago I smoked a good bit and still passed a piss test 2-3 weeks later. I played hella basketball/exercised and drinked almost close to a gallon of water damn near ever day up to it tho.

Bro just order quick fix its synthetic urine. everyone who knows what they actually doing uses that s***. I know like 20+ ppl that use quick fix. I have friends that are nurses who use it. You not "flushing" or "sweating" thc out of you that's all bullshit lmao.

& the white man get paid off of all of dat