Nov 3, 2020
NiggamortisWas sleeping over at my friend's house in the neighborhood (big sleepover, like 7-8 of us) and I had to s*** really really bad.
I waited until like 3am until I couldn't hold it any longer.
Went to flush and it wouldn't go down and the water kept rising. Man I was sweating in there for like 15 minutes trying not to be loud with the plunger but it would not go down.
So I just straight up left the bathroom and went to sleep.
We all woke up to the second floor smelling like ASS because the water flooded a bit overnight and the kid who lived in the house said his dog (BIG big german shepherd) was going in and out of that area so they blamed the dog and everyone was just like "damn that's crazy lol check your dog man".
that dog came in clutch huh
Nov 3, 2020
TadowWent home with a girl back in college. Woke up early to take a s*** & ended up clogging the toilet. For some reason she didn't have a plunger and I had no way of fixing it, so I just left out the back door and went home
Never saw or spoke to her again
Lmfao
Nov 3, 2020·1 replySome illegal s*** when i was around 11, no one knew and no one was hurt. Havent heard nothing about it so i think im good 🕵🏿
Nov 3, 2020
Codyonly seen garbage disposal sinks on tv
You must be from Bangladesh
Nov 3, 2020i was readjusting my chair at my cousin's garage and accidentally knocked over and shattered his bong lol
- Nov 3, 2020
JonJacked off in my friends little brothers bed
Nov 3, 2020·1 replynecromanceri don't know if this really counts but in 2011, i had a nasty quiet fart in a ross dress-for-less line in vegas and there was people behind us making the smell face
The one on the strip? That s*** so small too people be huddled up
Nov 3, 2020·1 replyI was supposed to house sit for a night. I brought a pack of beer and 30 xans. Ended up blacking out, calling up the weed plug and invited 2 girls over.
They came home in the morning with the whole house smelling like gas and the 3 of us slumped on the bed together
- Tadow 🥀Nov 3, 2020So Illegal
Know she was mad the only thing she had for an answer was a fat s*** in a clogged toilet
We had gotta some Mexican good the night before too
Wasn't a pretty scene
Nov 3, 2020Take a s***
- Nov 3, 2020Thizz
The one on the strip? That s*** so small too people be huddled up
yep
i remember it vividly, we went there to get a jacket since it was kinda chilly that fall and i didn't have one
Nov 3, 2020NiggamortisWas sleeping over at my friend's house in the neighborhood (big sleepover, like 7-8 of us) and I had to s*** really really bad.
I waited until like 3am until I couldn't hold it any longer.
Went to flush and it wouldn't go down and the water kept rising. Man I was sweating in there for like 15 minutes trying not to be loud with the plunger but it would not go down.
So I just straight up left the bathroom and went to sleep.
We all woke up to the second floor smelling like ASS because the water flooded a bit overnight and the kid who lived in the house said his dog (BIG big german shepherd) was going in and out of that area so they blamed the dog and everyone was just like "damn that's crazy lol check your dog man".
u a menace
- Nov 3, 2020·1 replyTadow
Went home with a girl back in college. Woke up early to take a s*** & ended up clogging the toilet. For some reason she didn't have a plunger and I had no way of fixing it, so I just left out the back door and went home
Never saw or spoke to her again
wasn't this a ktt thread?
Nov 3, 2020Stayed at my uncle and aunties house as a kid, and they keep all their pots and pans in the oven.
Tried to start the range and make some eggs but it didnt work so i went back to sleep, but i actually turned the oven on and melted damn near everything
Blamed my cousin
- Tadow 🥀Nov 3, 2020the end
wasn't this a ktt thread?
I never posted this story on there, but I'm sure I'm not the first guy this happened to
Nov 3, 2020NiggamortisWas sleeping over at my friend's house in the neighborhood (big sleepover, like 7-8 of us) and I had to s*** really really bad.
I waited until like 3am until I couldn't hold it any longer.
Went to flush and it wouldn't go down and the water kept rising. Man I was sweating in there for like 15 minutes trying not to be loud with the plunger but it would not go down.
So I just straight up left the bathroom and went to sleep.
We all woke up to the second floor smelling like ASS because the water flooded a bit overnight and the kid who lived in the house said his dog (BIG big german shepherd) was going in and out of that area so they blamed the dog and everyone was just like "damn that's crazy lol check your dog man".
hey man, it’s your “boy” marcus.
Still cracks me up to this day that you think you got away with it. The minute we smelled the poop we knew it was you, you were always the smelly one after all. I mean, seriously man, the dog? Im f***ing howling bro, so gullible.
Anyways, me and the boys have been “shitting” on you amongst ourselves for the past seven years. It still leaves us in tears knowing you were walking around all these years still believing you got away with it. F***ing hilarious.
BTW, this is why you haven’t gotten p**** since that day. Every time it looks like you’re about to score, the f***ing boys and I block the “shit” out of you by “breaking wind” of that fateful night to your potential tally. The sudden ghosting seems to make more sense now huh?
- Nov 3, 2020·1 reply
needed to bust a nut, so i j***ed all over the toilet seat at a friend's place.. we dont talk anymore
- Nov 3, 2020
dundisone time i walked in with my muddy shoes and cleaned them on a suede sofa by stomping on it and shouting f*** your couch
😂😂
Nov 3, 2020Me and my ex f***ed on her older sister's bed
She kinda resented her so she was like
Left a pretty decent wet spot
Nov 3, 2020TadowWent home with a girl back in college. Woke up early to take a s*** & ended up clogging the toilet. For some reason she didn't have a plunger and I had no way of fixing it, so I just left out the back door and went home
Never saw or spoke to her again
- Nov 3, 2020·1 reply nigga needs to just erase his 11 year old self
- Nov 3, 2020·1 reply
you f***ed up your boys bathroom that’s what’s wrong got yo s*** all on ya mans walls bud
straight demolished mans bathroom