When I was like 11, I accidentally stepped in dog s*** at my friends house when I was staying over. So I just wiped all the s*** on their front porch. The morning after his parents found all that dog s*** on the porch. They yelled at him for it and blamed him lol. I didn’t say anything.
When I was like 11, I accidentally stepped in dog s*** at my friends house when I was staying over. So I just wiped all the s*** on their front porch. The morning after his parents found all that dog s*** on the porch. They yelled at him for it and blamed him lol. I didn’t say anything.
too funny
Got trashed at a party and threw up in her sink cause the toilet was clogged. I didn’t know what to do so I just walked out.
Same party later me and this guy took her parent yard flamingo cut it’s head off and were pouring Tito’s thru it
F***ed some girls on my friends moms bed, finished with some top & the girl didn’t swallow or wtv she just sort of jacked me off onto the sheets lmaooo
I panicked & tried cleaning it with paper towel but it was just like this dark damp spot
one time i walked in with my muddy shoes and cleaned them on a suede sofa by stomping on it and shouting f*** your couch
i don't know if this really counts but in 2011, i had a nasty quiet fart in a ross dress-for-less line in vegas and there was people behind us making the smell face
the smell face im crine
bullied one of my friends in his basement, he went up to his room cause he was upset, followed up there, bullied him in his room so he ran outside crying and i got sent home
ur evil hahahhaha and it was HIS house wtfff
Some illegal s*** when i was around 11, no one knew and no one was hurt. Havent heard nothing about it so i think im good 🕵🏿
what was it?
Went over best mates house and we were sitting on his table and i think i picked a scab on my hand and it bled all on to his white playstation controller and it dried up
same place i put my hand back and knocked his glass thing off and it smashed onto the ground smh. also stole his mario and sonic at the olympic games ds game since i had the winter olympics vers
I was supposed to house sit for a night. I brought a pack of beer and 30 xans. Ended up blacking out, calling up the weed plug and invited 2 girls over.
They came home in the morning with the whole house smelling like gas and the 3 of us slumped on the bed together
holy s*** what happened Lmaoooo
needed to bust a nut, so i j***ed all over the toilet seat at a friend's place.. we dont talk anymore
u cleaned it up????????
took a s*** flooded the toilet at my friends friends house i left and then he yelled after when our uber was here ''who took a s*** and flooded the toilet'' my friend thought he was calling him about something earlier that happened and my friend yelled back to his friend yea i know it was me, so i got away with it
At a party I shifted in the water tank of the toliet...SMH years ago
WTF
took a s*** in the middle of the road in between hopping parties and i didnt wipe my ass when i got to the other party so i proly smelled like bad s***. the weed hopefully masked it