one time i walked in with my muddy shoes and cleaned them on a suede sofa by stomping on it and shouting f*** your couch
avi to actions off the charts
thin white duke did more snow than the gritters
Probably clog the toilet and not tell anyone. But in this scenario my friends house didn’t have a plunger. Like wat do people do wen they toilet gets clogged up without a plunger? Other than that I’d say I was 9 years old riding bikes with my friend everyday. I had a crush on her 16 year old sister. I used to chill at their house everyday after school. One day we was chilling playing gta and decided to go talk to her. We usually will knock but this time we just barged in. And this b**** was in the middle of f***ing her bf. Like she screaming at her little sister and me to get the f*** out. Ever since then she never spoke to me lmao. Even as I got older
So do none of y’all niggas think to flush while you taking the s***
Wait people do that? Like flush in the middle of still taking a s***?
i was eating cake with a fork and dropped the fork beside the couch in a place you couldnt really see it and left it there covered in cake. then i put the plate away and said i was finished and didnt want anymore cause i was too shy to ask for another fork.. it was my moms friends house
Wait people do that? Like flush in the middle of still taking a s***?
People don’t realize that when you flush particles fly out 😷
Wait people do that? Like flush in the middle of still taking a s***?
This why yall niggas be clogging toilets
This why yall niggas be clogging toilets
Bro wat the f*** are you actually serious. How common is this. It makes so much sense now
Bro wat the f*** are you actually serious. How common is this. It makes so much sense now
Ion know how many niggas do it, I just know what I do, but if you takin crazy s***s ain’t no way it’s all gon go down in one flush, especially in places with low water pressure
Ion know how many niggas do it, I just know what I do, but if you takin crazy s***s ain’t no way it’s all gon go down in one flush, especially in places with low water pressure
lmfaooo. Yo I rarely take brazy s***s but now I see there is really never a need for a plunger if I do this from now on. Thank you sir for improving my bowel movement
lmfaooo. Yo I rarely take brazy s***s but now I see there is really never a need for a plunger if I do this from now on. Thank you sir for improving my bowel movement
Went home with a girl back in college. Woke up early to take a s*** & ended up clogging the toilet. For some reason she didn't have a plunger and I had no way of fixing it, so I just left out the back door and went home
Never saw or spoke to her again
I remember this dude had a urinal installed at his place somehow and I just really had to take the meanest s*** ever
Couldn’t afford to walk anymore and I finally make it in this place to figure out there’s no f***ing toilet and only urinal + sink bro just squatted and s***ted all over it too on some soft serve ice cream s*** all over that urinal cake lmfaoooo. I thought flushing it would make it better but poo water started falling out so I dipped.
It was a 2 story house too bro I bumped into him in the middle of going down the stairs
I just ended up running away like 8 blocks towards home (he didn’t know where I lived yet since we were just school friends)
I was gassed as s*** running away embarrassed and panicked thinking he was chasing me the one day I didn’t have the car with me
Thankfully we had already graduated years ago so there was no worries of bumping into him again as I never saw him again and blocked him on all social media/numbers
This was like two weeks before the quarantine started too
F***ed some chick in my homies bed one summer when I was staying at his place. (He wasn't staying at the apt at the time) Not that bad I guess but I felt bad that he ended up throwing out his sheets
I remember this dude had a urinal installed at his place somehow and I just really had to take the meanest s*** ever
Couldn’t afford to walk anymore and I finally make it in this place to figure out there’s no f***ing toilet and only urinal + sink bro just squatted and s***ted all over it too on some soft serve ice cream s*** all over that urinal cake lmfaoooo. I thought flushing it would make it better but poo water started falling out so I dipped.
It was a 2 story house too bro I bumped into him in the middle of going down the stairs
I just ended up running away like 8 blocks towards home (he didn’t know where I lived yet since we were just school friends)
I was gassed as s*** running away embarrassed and panicked thinking he was chasing me the one day I didn’t have the car with me
Thankfully we had already graduated years ago so there was no worries of bumping into him again as I never saw him again and blocked him on all social media/numbers
This was like two weeks before the quarantine started too
I remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt
Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too I own these crackers yo
Not me but a friend of mine used to f*** his girlfriend in his dorm while his roommate was in the room with them in their small ass room in the middle of the night. And the roommate would complain to us all the time about how our friend was always f***ing this girl while he's right there and would wake up from it. Bro wouldn't do s*** about it though so we didn't feel that bad for him. Our friend would also nut straight into the sheets apparently so it smelled musty as hell in there. Freshman year was some weird s***
Lowkey this not related when I think about it but it's funny thinking back
I remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt
Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too I own these crackers yo
I remember this dude had a urinal installed at his place somehow and I just really had to take the meanest s*** ever
Couldn’t afford to walk anymore and I finally make it in this place to figure out there’s no f***ing toilet and only urinal + sink bro just squatted and s***ted all over it too on some soft serve ice cream s*** all over that urinal cake lmfaoooo. I thought flushing it would make it better but poo water started falling out so I dipped.
It was a 2 story house too bro I bumped into him in the middle of going down the stairs
I just ended up running away like 8 blocks towards home (he didn’t know where I lived yet since we were just school friends)
I was gassed as s*** running away embarrassed and panicked thinking he was chasing me the one day I didn’t have the car with me
Thankfully we had already graduated years ago so there was no worries of bumping into him again as I never saw him again and blocked him on all social media/numbers
This was like two weeks before the quarantine started too
OMFGGGGG IM FLYING