Nov 3, 2020When I was like 9, I crashed at the homies house and slept on the living room couch. Well, I pissed myself. I was shook and didn't know what to do. So I flipped the couch cushions over and then left and went home before anyone could wake up. I never said anything about it and no one ever said anything to me about it.
Nov 3, 2020Changing the wifi password.
Nov 3, 2020
The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yoYou should be in jail for this
Nov 3, 2020The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yoThat ain’t nothin to be proud of you f***in weirdo
Nov 3, 2020Stole his mom's jewelry and sold it on eBay
Nov 3, 2020The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yo
Nov 3, 2020f***ed her mom in the dressing room, stole her expensive leather jacket then dipped
Nov 3, 2020I didn’t know until he told me but Dropped my ring in my friends sink and destroyed his garbage disposal so he had food clogged up for a week + and his place was funky
Nov 3, 2020The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yoTf
Nov 3, 2020Bro some of y’all are mad trifling lol the worst I’ve done was maybe use someone decoration towels to dry my body off.
Nov 3, 2020Broke the glass chandelier while jamming to the blank face lp that just came out. The owner of the apartment never knew. Tried to smash her later that night but i was too drunk and started puking at her balcony. The puke fell in her neighbours downstairs’ window. I also threw a another ho at her little sisters bed and broke it
- Nov 3, 2020
f***ed the parents daughter on their own bed
Nov 3, 2020The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yo - Nov 3, 2020·1 reply
rayrayWait people do that? Like flush in the middle of still taking a s***?
Yeah I be doing that. I clogged the toilet when I was a kid one time and just thought to flush throughout the s*** to avoid it flooding again. Haven’t clogged a toilet since elementary school.
Tadow 🥀Nov 3, 2020The ViperI remember f***ing somebody’s dad (FWB) in this rich part of riverside like three years ago. I had already finished and was just going outside to get some fresh air but I was still shirtless for the most part.(had pants shoes etc but no shirt) And in comes his f***ing daughter through the back towards the backyard bumping into me and my s***hair is off the charts. She was like max 5th grader just absolutely jaw dropped
i ran the other way and made sure I got my Starbucks he got me (cuz I tried to act like I had mental issues but I just wanted ass so he got me something) and ran to my car and dipped. even forgot my shirt Honesty didn’t know what happened next but he got back up thinking I was gonna go another round but not this time b**** ass nigga
Bro really had like three of my loads in his ass dropping down butt ass naked trying to explain what his DL das has been doing while she in school. . Pretty sure I left her emotionally scarred for the rest of her life too
I own these crackers yo
"three of my loads in his ass dripping down butt ass naked"
Nov 3, 2020Some real sexual deviants on this website good god
- Nov 3, 2020A Mad Ass Nigga
Yeah I be doing that. I clogged the toilet when I was a kid one time and just thought to flush throughout the s*** to avoid it flooding again. Haven’t clogged a toilet since elementary school.
Lmao bro I feel so f***ing stupid
Nov 5, 2020piss the bed when i was a kid