hemaglox

3y

yeah I was thinking earlier today about the time I went to middle school dressed up as a giant cup of instant ramen in like mid November

most of the time I have to plead with myself to not think about it and audibly say "Stop..." and the feeling passes in like 5-10 seconds

DAVIDP

3y

One memory of mine always makes me start laughing my ass off whenever I think of it... I was on a bender (HELLA beer) for a few days in college and was driving back to my apartment late night after drinking. I REALLY had to fart but knew it was one of those farts that liquid s*** comes out... Anyways I felt it in my car coming, so I literally floored it across traffic over into the nearest apartment complex (was so lucky it was at night) threw my car into park, ran up to someones balcony and just had one of the most massive s***s of my life everywhere all over their balcony + bush.

Always felt kind of bad someone woke up to that mess and smell, but hey I HAD to go or else I would have crapped my pants and got diarrhea on leather

PNW

3y

Back in middle school, I’d go to the school area and run around to practice for the mile run test. That same time there were cheerleaders who were practicing on the field and some of them knew me (said hi and whatever).

While I was still practicing my stupid ass decided to close my eyes for like 20 seconds and face them while running

God that s*** makes me cringe

Undisclosed

3y

One time there was this reaaalllyyyy hot door greeter at the mall and for some reason when I walked in I gave her a thumbs up think about this and cringe all the time

m FREE PALESTINE x

3y

omfg i went to give a girl a hug and spilled my drink on her

in front of mad ppl too

i was trying to explain it was just water and they didn't believe me and i realized i was basically yelling at her and she got real quiet and started crying

i am a f***ing idiot man

BVL

3y

So there was this tinder girl that I matched with. I acted confident in the messages and I never told her I was a virgin. We decide to hangout and we're about to f*** and before we do she asks "have you gotten tested" probably thinking that im not a virgin. So I say "yea" then she's like "when was the last time" im like "I dont know " and she's like "how do you not know" then im like "im a virgin " my mood and probably her mood went down so quick. Couldn't get hard to save my life that night

Mason Marjella

3y

could’ve just said “it’s been a minute, might be a little rusty” she would’ve guided you and everything

bagool

3y

whenever this happens and i’m by myself i’ll yell “fuck” out loud

totally visceral reaction, gut instinct

bagool

3y

whenever this happens and i’m by myself i’ll yell “fuck” out loud

totally visceral reaction, gut instinct

Chubby Gambino

3y

I never know how to greet girls I recently met and don't know very well. Some like to hug, some don't. When I started college, I approached a group of people studying my course and held my arms open to hug this girl and I could tell she wasn't into it, she even shook her head slightly. But I already committed and was inching closer with my arms open. I felt like I was doing that Dr Evil thing in response to her So we shared the most awkward hug of all time for like 2 seconds, I feel like I forced her into it. I just want a hole to open up in the ground and f***ing swallow me whenever I think about it

Was sitting next to a girl in a lecture before class and we're just making small talk. She asks if I do modelling and when I say no, she says I should. I don't thank her for the compliment or say anything in response - I just sit there with a mouth full of teeth The lecturer walked in and class started as she said it but I still should've responded

Mason Marjella

3y

nigga is one em where my hug @ mfs

Chubby Gambino

3y

That's legit how it played out and I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's how she saw me, girl barely spoke to me at all throughout our studies over the next 3 years I swear I'm not a creep, I just don't understand social norms

Chubby Gambino

3y

I never know how to greet girls I recently met and don't know very well. Some like to hug, some don't. When I started college, I approached a group of people studying my course and held my arms open to hug this girl and I could tell she wasn't into it, she even shook her head slightly. But I already committed and was inching closer with my arms open. I felt like I was doing that Dr Evil thing in response to her So we shared the most awkward hug of all time for like 2 seconds, I feel like I forced her into it. I just want a hole to open up in the ground and f***ing swallow me whenever I think about it

Was sitting next to a girl in a lecture before class and we're just making small talk. She asks if I do modelling and when I say no, she says I should. I don't thank her for the compliment or say anything in response - I just sit there with a mouth full of teeth The lecturer walked in and class started as she said it but I still should've responded

Undisclosed

3y

Nah man it was like a trump thumbs up waist level and all that