Mar 20, 2023·1 replygaretarethere's two different types of battles, trying to start and trying to stop
why would u want to stop though
poop conservation?
save some for later?
- garetare ✅OPMar 20, 2023·2 repliesslimreapercantrap
why would u want to stop though
poop conservation?
save some for later?
when liquid has been pouring out of my ass for 3 minutes I want a break
- Mar 20, 2023·1 replygaretare
when liquid has been pouring out of my ass for 3 minutes I want a break
LIQUID?
gare...
that cant be just coffee
- Mar 20, 2023
are u eating ur veggies
- Mar 20, 2023
Drink water and eat fiber
Mar 20, 2023Absolutely
Mar 20, 2023·1 replyUsed to because of IBS. Getting on Align probiotics changed my life, but they're expensive af.
- Mar 20, 2023·1 replyNoir
Used to because of IBS. Getting on Align probiotics changed my life, but they're expensive af.
Getting those for free
Mar 20, 2023·1 replyDon MakaveliI poop like twice a week
Less self-hate and more fiber
Mar 20, 2023
dootCoffee turns me into a soft serve chocolate ice cream machine — not only that, but the bangs and pops from the lava turds exiting my body has my bathroom sounding like DDay at 6 in the morning
- Mar 20, 2023·1 replyThorn
Getting those for free
Nice! It's like $40 for a month's supply but I can eat and drink whatever I want now so I just budget for it
- Mar 20, 2023·2 replies
im too old to be laughing at this s***
ghosting ®️Mar 20, 2023garetarewhen liquid has been pouring out of my ass for 3 minutes I want a break
ya u gotta change ur diet bruh
- garetare ✅OPMar 20, 2023·1 replyslimreapercantrap
LIQUID?
gare...
that cant be just coffee
it might be over for me
- Mar 20, 2023FKA Tadow
Less self-hate and more fiber
Mar 20, 2023ghostingcoffee fr has y'all like this?
Well I'm slightly exaggerating for comic effect (I haven't shat myself on the bus, yet) but it definitely greatly speeds up the pooping process
- Mar 20, 2023
SIGHTwo perfect shaped XL twix bars sitting next to eachother in the toilet each morning.
My colon right.
dam I hope you don't get hungry on the toilet
Mar 20, 2023·1 replyghostingcoffee fr has y'all like this?
coffee stimulates contractions in your gut and moves the s*** out bruh 🤓
- Mar 20, 2023garetare
it might be over for me
how is explosive diarrhea considered an important symptom of being schizo 💀💀💀
- Mar 20, 2023
Coffee and nic
Mar 20, 2023More and more often these days
Mar 20, 2023
bh0stmanSometimes the wiping just feels like it never ends and i almost wanna cry out of helplessness when the paper keeps coming back brown
Lmfaooo
- garetare ✅OPMar 20, 2023bh0stman
Sometimes the wiping just feels like it never ends and i almost wanna cry out of helplessness when the paper keeps coming back brown
this is so real
- Mar 20, 2023
Bow And ArrowMetamucil daily + squatty potty makes that s*** a breeze
both are great I concur
- Mar 20, 2023bossyyyyy
im too old to be laughing at this s***