vegan gang stay winning

Hate this s***

When I move out def getting a bidet

Those silly Europeans were right about one thing and it’s that

ya so, that doesn't mean I needa sprint to the toilet

Get some fiber in your diet

just ingested 8 fiber gummies

Food with fiber > fiber pills

Also drink plenty of water

This should be a tattoo

Have IBS and always need to s*** immediately after eating

I rarely take a good s***, it sucks

When I'm on vacation I usual don't even s*** for a whole week

After not s***ting for a week it definitely feels like fighting for my life.

wtf

how do you not s*** for a whole week

doesn’t that make you constipated

ofc it does

the first time you take a s*** after not s***ting for a week
It feels like your ass is getting ripped apart

It happens, was on a camping trip for 5 days with my girl last year and never had the urge to take a dump at the campgrounds. Always feel more comfortable at my own home, you can’t beat that.

Problem is going this long without taking a dump brings some side effects to my body. My girl was talking about how I farted loudly in my sleep and ended up smelling terribly the next day. It’s a problem man

Me every night at 9:23pm

op on the toilet in the am like

cuz you clogged up my g, you sound constipated itt

coffee got my s*** tryna kick down the back door and escape

ive had the morning s***s my whole life but yea caffeine is such a laxative

You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

Or when that hoe is spiky. When your limbs go limp and you just getting stretched out

Nigga drink water and eat some oats or sumn

a real moment