You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
i be removing my glasses as if its gonna make it any easier
cuz you clogged up my g, you sound constipated itt
coffee got my s*** tryna kick down the back door and escape
nah my bowel movements follow a p regular schedule
You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
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Nigga drink water and eat some oats or sumn
I already drink loads of water, and getting decent amount of fiber.
Been like this for years.
You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
LMFAO
Black coffee + nicotine + my daily morning smoothie that consist of 50g of protein and a f***load of fibre from all the oatmeal I add to it be blowing my ass up in the morning bro
I rarely take a good s***, it sucks
When I'm on vacation I usual don't even s*** for a whole week
Somebody get this man an enema
You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
Socks come off, feet gripping the floor to keep position, U are in the fight of a lifetime
Or when that hoe is spiky. When your limbs go limp and you just getting stretched out
When you are what ????
nah my bowel movements follow a p regular schedule
i’m happy for you and your bowels <3
Or when that hoe is spiky. When your limbs go limp and you just getting stretched out
Get stretched out brehs
Nice! It's like $40 for a month's supply but I can eat and drink whatever I want now so I just budget for it
There’s not a better feeling than doing a normal s*** for the first time in months
Sometimes the wiping just feels like it never ends and i almost wanna cry out of helplessness when the paper keeps coming back brown
Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.
Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.
I just take a shower when im defeated, its not my toilet to add doohickeys on
Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.
Or at least toilet wipes bro gonna burn a hole through his paper and gonna get a surprise to his fingers
I already drink loads of water, and getting decent amount of fiber.
Been like this for years.
Literally schedule a Colonoscopy or at least a stomach doctor consultation you can have f***ed up twisted bowls or some kind of built foreign blockage some of which can get worst n be life threatening
Every now n then is fine but it shouldnt be that common
You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
Start singing slave hymns n s*** afterwards during clean up like The Storm is Over
You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.
These the type of sessions where you gotta get butter ball butt nuhkkid beforehand cause you know you’re about to contort your body like a Cirque du Soleil performer