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  • Mar 20, 2023
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    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    i be removing my glasses as if its gonna make it any easier

  • ghosting ®️
    Mar 20, 2023
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    Gary Givenchy

    cuz you clogged up my g, you sound constipated itt

    coffee got my s*** tryna kick down the back door and escape

    nah my bowel movements follow a p regular schedule

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    ?

  • KFA 🏛️
    Mar 20, 2023
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    math fifty

    Nigga drink water and eat some oats or sumn

    I already drink loads of water, and getting decent amount of fiber.
    Been like this for years.

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    LMFAO

  • Black coffee + nicotine + my daily morning smoothie that consist of 50g of protein and a f***load of fibre from all the oatmeal I add to it be blowing my ass up in the morning bro

  • KFA

    I rarely take a good s***, it sucks

    When I'm on vacation I usual don't even s*** for a whole week

    Somebody get this man an enema

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Don Makaveli

    I poop like twice a week

  • Currently fighting

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    Socks come off, feet gripping the floor to keep position, U are in the fight of a lifetime

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    Or when that hoe is spiky. When your limbs go limp and you just getting stretched out

    When you are what ????

  • Mar 20, 2023
    ghosting

    nah my bowel movements follow a p regular schedule

    i’m happy for you and your bowels <3

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    Or when that hoe is spiky. When your limbs go limp and you just getting stretched out

    Get stretched out brehs

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Noir

    Nice! It's like $40 for a month's supply but I can eat and drink whatever I want now so I just budget for it

    There’s not a better feeling than doing a normal s*** for the first time in months

  • Mar 20, 2023

    Every morning

  • Mar 20, 2023
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    bh0stman

    Sometimes the wiping just feels like it never ends and i almost wanna cry out of helplessness when the paper keeps coming back brown

    Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.

  • Mar 20, 2023

    Bray I pray for yall booties lmaaaooo

  • Mar 20, 2023

    I have ibs so it just explodes out of my ass

  • bh0stman ☣️
    Mar 20, 2023
    GoodbyeCarl

    Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.

    I just take a shower when im defeated, its not my toilet to add doohickeys on

  • 6isco 🦈
    Mar 20, 2023

    @op fighting for his life

  • Mar 20, 2023
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    GoodbyeCarl

    Bruh get a bidet wtf lol.

    Or at least toilet wipes bro gonna burn a hole through his paper and gonna get a surprise to his fingers

  • Mar 20, 2023
    KFA

    I already drink loads of water, and getting decent amount of fiber.
    Been like this for years.

    Literally schedule a Colonoscopy or at least a stomach doctor consultation you can have f***ed up twisted bowls or some kind of built foreign blockage some of which can get worst n be life threatening

    Every now n then is fine but it shouldnt be that common

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    Start singing slave hymns n s*** afterwards during clean up like The Storm is Over

  • Mar 20, 2023
    iCarly Japan2

    i be removing my glasses as if its gonna make it any easier

  • Mar 20, 2023
    Fka Groovy

    You know that s*** awful when you start doubling over and touching the ground. When you start removing various articles of clothing. When you start rubbing all on your hair and lose ya breath.

    These the type of sessions where you gotta get butter ball butt nuhkkid beforehand cause you know you’re about to contort your body like a Cirque du Soleil performer